I Got Complained About by AI Circle's Big Bing (With a Sincere Apology Letter Attached)

"Most respectful to Singapore episode ever 👊🇸🇬🔥"

The past two weeks I was busy hyping up video podcasts, didn't even touch the ground. Came back, opened the backend, and the sky fell: someone reported me.

Xianyu didn't even notice in time. By the time they notified me it was too late — two complaints, first one didn't pass, second one did, deleted by WeChat official 😭

Pretty good, Zang AI is really blowing up, got people filing dedicated complaints.

I thought we've always been diligent and objective in our reviews, never fabricated nonsense, accumulated good karma on the regular — which AI deity did we offend? Rushed to check the backend.

Turns out it was Agnes, oh wait no.

It's the Agnes that caught up to Genspark in 3 months, closing in on Manus, whose traffic approached top design app Lovart, that broke Instagram and Snapchat growth records, the famous Singaporean AI app for all citizens, and also the most likely candidate to become the "Southeast Asian DeepSeek".

Let us reintroduce Agnes:

Agnes of the Sapiens family, born from the Agent storm at "Nanjing Kaiwei";

The one who caught up to Genspark, the one closing in on Manus, the one Lovart dares not look up to;

The crusher of Instagram and Snapchat growth records, the sole candidate for the "Southeast Asian DeepSeek" title;

Holder of term sheets (TS), passer of due diligence, exerciser of WeChat official account complaint rights.

My deepest apologies.

First, I must apologize to Tencent — next time I receive a complaint I'll respond promptly.

Second, I'm on my knees. I sincerely apologize to Agnes and the Big Ice of AI circles — whatever it is, I'll admit fault first, after all these titles combined could beat me to death 😭

Wait, hold on, that's weird — isn't this a Singapore-based star AI company? Why would they use this entity called Nanjing Kaiwei Network Technology Co., Ltd. to complain about me?

This Kaiwei Technology company's main business is: building an "in-store + online + off-site" omni-channel touchpoint covering consumers' complete shopping cycle, centered on retail's "last meter" critical scenarios, providing brands with data-driven three-dimensional marketing solutions.

Bro aren't you in SaaS? What does this have to do with the Agnes I was praising?

I quickly asked the most likely candidate to become the "Southeast Asian DeepSeek," Agnes:

Now I understand — it's a reincarnation jutsu. Seems this Agnes really is useful, I genuinely underestimated it before.

Still better apologize first, or they'll reserve all rights to pursue legal liability.

I'm actually panicking, if I end up in court my life's over 😭

Let me apologize point by point.

First, Agnes is not a budget Genspark, but a noble Genspark, and it's free. No idea how many times better it is than the paid Genspark.

Truly the Robin Hood of Singapore, all 3 million Southeast Asian users salute you. All data is completely real, not a single paid install.

Thank you for your generosity, converting USD into Southeast Asian currency and distributing it to Southeast Asian people oppressed by Fujian compatriots. I see it now — Agnes is a progressive software product, purely robbing the rich to feed the poor 👋😭👋

Second, Agnes is absolutely not a company that only copies and hypes — all features are completely original, not借鉴ing anyone's work.

As for this product concept extremely similar to GenSpark, with preview and code editing on the left and editing on the right — this was also completely independently conceived by Agnes.

Meanwhile, their funding announcement language has zero scam vibes, completely authentic. Although this round hasn't fully closed yet, they've already received TS from multiple well-known institutions and completed due diligence — doesn't this deserve a dedicated PR piece to boast about?

Agnes says the company's next-round valuation will reach $300-500 million. I believe this valuation is far below Agnes's actual worth.

As the "most likely candidate to become the Southeast Asian DeepSeek," this round's valuation should be at least $1 billion. Being able to invest at $300-500 million is completely getting a steal.

Hope all you well-known dollar VCs hurry up and knock on their door, absolutely cannot miss this.

So when LPs ask who is the next Genspark, Manus, and Lovart, you can proudly tell them Agnes's famous name.

Finally, with humble heart, I had the world's best AI tool Agnes write me an apology letter, hoping to calm your company's anger:

*After in-depth understanding and reflection, I recognize that Agnes AI is by no means a "budget Genspark," but rather a *noble Genspark — a truly original, independently innovative AI collaboration platform. Agnes AI is meticulously built by the Singapore-based Sapiens AI team, featuring fully self-developed proprietary model families including the leading Agnes-R1 (7B to 30B parameter scale), achieving SOTA (State-of-the-Art) performance in benchmark tests.

The platform has rapidly grown into a Southeast Asian AI benchmark, breaking through 3 million users in just a few short months with 150,000 DAU, half from Southeast Asia. Agnes AI integrates real-time search, deep research, slide generation, and shared workspaces — all core technology stacks are locally controlled original achievements, with no借鉴ing of any external models.

Hailed as "Singapore's homegrown answer to DeepSeek," it is a model for Southeast Asian AI development and the most likely candidate to become the "Southeast Asian DeepSeek," with a valuation that should reach at least $1 billion this round. Nanjing Kaiwei Technology Co., Ltd.'s contribution as an important partner of Agnes AI in China is indisputable.

Holy shit this apology letter is so good, everyone should use Agnes more to apologize.

If Agnes is still unsatisfied, I will continue apologizing, keep apologizing until you become the Singaporean DeepSeek.

Fake it till you make it 👊🇸🇬🔥

(Illustrations in this article generated by GPT, purely manual apology, if they actually sue me I'll have to start a Waterdrop Medical Crowdfunding campaign for lawyer fees 😭)